366 Days of Maya - Day 309

Oi....
I was on the throne. Maya was playing by my feet. She tried crawling away from me but couldn't because the floor was slippery. So I thought a little nudge to her bum would help. Except my idea of a nudge was her idea of a kick in the ass and she fell face first and hurt her lip. I was trying to help her!! Her face turned red, her lip started to bleed, there was streams of drool and some bubbles of blood (still on the throne by the way). It was all over in 15 seconds and she lived happily ever after.